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A blonde decides to give back to society. She finally decides to paint an old man's home for free. "So, what do I paint?" she asks the old man.

"The porch," he laughs like there's an inside joke. "Ok!" she says excitedly. The old man walks in his house and his wife looks upset at him.

"Did you tell her the porch goes all around the house?" she asks. The man shook his head.

"Hey!" the blonde calls, in half hour, "I'm done, and I even had paint left over so I put a second coat." she explains.

The happy man waves as the blonde leaves. "And by the way," the blonde says, "That's not a porsche, that's a ferrari."

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